Back Dark Days
Chapters (58)
  1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. 1 SCARAB
  4. 2 HOME INVASION
  5. 3 THE PLAN, SUCH AS IT IS
  6. 4 BRING ME THE HEAD OF SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT
  7. 5 THE REVENGERS’ CLUB
  8. 6 INTO THE SANCTUARY
  9. 7 BACK TO ARANMORE
  10. 8 CALLING DIBS
  11. 9 DEAD NEW WORLD
  12. 10 BLOOD AND BULLETS
  13. 11 THE FACELESS ONES
  14. 12 DOWN THE BARREL
  15. 13 NO THANKS
  16. 14 THE FACT OF THE MATTER
  17. 15 BACK ON CEMETERY ROAD
  18. 16 THE TEMPLE
  19. 17 DEAD MAN TALKING
  20. 18 DARQUESSE
  21. 19 THE NEW PET
  22. 20 THE ZOMBIE HORDE
  23. 21 THE RAID
  24. 22 THE MAN WHO KILLED ESRYN VANGUARD
  25. 23 CRUX
  26. 24 THE PLOT THICKENS…
  27. 25 LAST VAMPIRE STANDING
  28. 26 KIDNAPPED
  29. 27 WHEN KENSPECKLE MET SCARAB
  30. 28 THE MIDNIGHT HOTEL
  31. 29 THE SIT-DOWN
  32. 30 MID-AFTRNOON OF THE DEAD
  33. 31 BILLY-RAY
  34. 32 THINGS GET WORSE
  35. 33 POSSESSED
  36. 34 THE MEETING
  37. 35 MYRON STRAY
  38. 36 PLAYTIME
  39. 37 CHINA’S DARK SECRET
  40. 38 THE CASTLE
  41. 39 HOLLOW MAN
  42. 40 WITH GORDON
  43. 41 THE EXORCISTS
  44. 42 THE NECROMANCERS
  45. 43 THE ROAD TO CROKE PARK
  46. 44 REVENGE
  47. 45 SEARCHING FOR SCARAB
  48. 46 ENDGAME
  49. 47 CRAZY
  50. 48 A QUIET MOMENT
  51. 49 ESCORTING THE PRISONER
  52. 50 BACK TO HAGGARD
  53. 51 WHISPERS
  54. Preview
  55. Also by Derek Landy:
  56. Copyright
  57. About the Publisher
  58. Cover Page

Somebody cleared his throat. Loudly. They all looked up at the broken mirror. Billy-Ray Sanguine stood in the corridor above them, hands in his pockets. “How is everyone?” he asked. “How’s everyone doin’? We should catch up later, all of us, talk about old times and have a laugh. Can’t do it now, I’m afraid. Bit pressed for time, what with our ultimate masterplan and all.”

“Come down here, Sanguine,” Skulduggery said.

“Why, so you can arrest me?”

“No,” said Ghastly, “so we can kick the hell out of you.”

An elderly man appeared beside Sanguine and Valkyrie knew she was looking at Scarab.

“We have guests?” Scarab asked.

“Yes, we do, Pops,” Sanguine replied. “I’m afraid the girl broke a mirror though.”

“Well, that’s OK,” smiled Scarab. “I don’t believe any of that seven years’ bad luck stuff anyhow. Heck, even if I did, it wouldn’t matter – they’re all going to be dead by tomorrow anyway. Hello there, Detective Pleasant. Been a while.”

“We want Tanith Low and Kenspeckle Grouse returned to us,” Skulduggery said. “And then we want you and the others to give yourselves up.”

Scarab laughed and Sanguine shook his head, amused.

“I like you guys,” Sanguine said. “I do. You know why I like you? Because you’re funny. You look all weird and you say all these silly things. Funny, y’know?”

“You act as if you’re not hopelessly outnumbered,” said Scarab, “which, by the way, you are. You act like you’d stand a chance against the fellas we have with us and all the Hollow Men we’ve been stitching together – which, by the way, you don’t. That’s impressive.”

Sanguine nodded. “That, and I don’t mind sayin’ this because I know it’ll stay in this room, is a beautiful thing.”

It was a psycho double act they were watching – father and son lunatics. But even so, they were talking too much. Skulduggery felt it too.

“I take it you’re not going to surrender,” he said.

“The last time you arrested me,” Scarab responded, all humour gone from his voice, “you locked me away without a trial. If it’s all the same to you, I’m not going to repeat my mistakes. There will be no prison cells this time. There will be no cover-ups. There will be justice.”

“That’s why you had Professor Grouse repair the Desolation Engine? You think setting it off will be justice?”

“Depends who I kill, now doesn’t it?”

Skulduggery tilted his head. “What’s to stop us from putting an end to all of this right now, and kicking the hell out of the both of you while we’re at it?”

Sanguine frowned. “Well, we’re, we’re up so high…” He brightened. “Oh, yeah and we’ve got reinforcements.”