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Chapters (58)
  1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. 1 SCARAB
  4. 2 HOME INVASION
  5. 3 THE PLAN, SUCH AS IT IS
  6. 4 BRING ME THE HEAD OF SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT
  7. 5 THE REVENGERS’ CLUB
  8. 6 INTO THE SANCTUARY
  9. 7 BACK TO ARANMORE
  10. 8 CALLING DIBS
  11. 9 DEAD NEW WORLD
  12. 10 BLOOD AND BULLETS
  13. 11 THE FACELESS ONES
  14. 12 DOWN THE BARREL
  15. 13 NO THANKS
  16. 14 THE FACT OF THE MATTER
  17. 15 BACK ON CEMETERY ROAD
  18. 16 THE TEMPLE
  19. 17 DEAD MAN TALKING
  20. 18 DARQUESSE
  21. 19 THE NEW PET
  22. 20 THE ZOMBIE HORDE
  23. 21 THE RAID
  24. 22 THE MAN WHO KILLED ESRYN VANGUARD
  25. 23 CRUX
  26. 24 THE PLOT THICKENS…
  27. 25 LAST VAMPIRE STANDING
  28. 26 KIDNAPPED
  29. 27 WHEN KENSPECKLE MET SCARAB
  30. 28 THE MIDNIGHT HOTEL
  31. 29 THE SIT-DOWN
  32. 30 MID-AFTRNOON OF THE DEAD
  33. 31 BILLY-RAY
  34. 32 THINGS GET WORSE
  35. 33 POSSESSED
  36. 34 THE MEETING
  37. 35 MYRON STRAY
  38. 36 PLAYTIME
  39. 37 CHINA’S DARK SECRET
  40. 38 THE CASTLE
  41. 39 HOLLOW MAN
  42. 40 WITH GORDON
  43. 41 THE EXORCISTS
  44. 42 THE NECROMANCERS
  45. 43 THE ROAD TO CROKE PARK
  46. 44 REVENGE
  47. 45 SEARCHING FOR SCARAB
  48. 46 ENDGAME
  49. 47 CRAZY
  50. 48 A QUIET MOMENT
  51. 49 ESCORTING THE PRISONER
  52. 50 BACK TO HAGGARD
  53. 51 WHISPERS
  54. Preview
  55. Also by Derek Landy:
  56. Copyright
  57. About the Publisher
  58. Cover Page

“I heard. This must be Valkyrie Cain then.”

Valkyrie smiled and held out her hand. Myron turned away.

“Come on in,” he said.

Valkyrie took an instant dislike to the man. They followed him into the kitchen. The table was a mass of pizza boxes and wine bottles, and dishes were piled up in the sink. Substances that may once have been food had long since dried and hardened to the plates, and each and every cup Valkyrie saw had fuzzy mould creeping over the brim. The air was stale, and flies tapped and buzzed against the grimy windows.

“I like what you’ve done to the place,” Skulduggery said eventually.

Myron took a can of beer from the fridge and cracked it open. “I always wanted someone to come up with a Mary Poppins trick, didn’t you? You know, just click your fingers and dishes wash themselves and the floor mops itself and all that stuff? It’d save me a bundle on housekeeping.”

Valkyrie frowned. “You have a housekeeper?”

“I was making a joke. This one’s not too smart is she, Skulduggery?”

All pretence at being civil left Valkyrie’s face, to be replaced by open and obvious hostility.

“Not like your last partner,” Myron continued, sitting at the table, “the one who died. How did he die again? I can’t quite remember.”

“Horribly,” Skulduggery said.

“He died screaming your name, didn’t he? Now here’s where things get a little fuzzy. When he was screaming your name, was he calling for help, or was he cursing you?”

“A little bit of both I would imagine. Myron, I don’t appreciate you insulting my partner. I would have leaped to her defence, but Valkyrie is more than capable of fighting her own battles. Valkyrie? You can respond however you wish.”

“Thank you,” Valkyrie said, smiling thinly. “In that case, we came here to ask you a few questions, Myron, and that’s what we’re going to do. You don’t mind if I call you Myron, do you?” He opened his mouth to utter a lazy reply, but she cut him off. “Thank you. I didn’t think you would. We need to know anything you’ve heard concerning Dreylan Scarab and any possible base of operations.”

Myron looked at her for a long time. “I’m afraid I can’t help you.”

“And I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist. I could continue calling you Myron, you see, or I could switch to your other name. What was it again? The name that makes you do anything you’re told?”

Myron’s eyes turned hard and he looked at Skulduggery. “You promised me you would never use my true name against me.”

“Yes, I did,” Skulduggery said, crossing his arms and leaning back against the wall. “And I won’t. Unfortunately, you were rude to my partner and friend, and she made you no such promise.”