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Chapters (18)
  1. Teaser
  2. also by Larry Niven
  3. Dedication
  4. ✴GHOST: ONE
  5. ✴NEUTRON STAR
  6. ✴GHOST: TWO
  7. ✴AT THE CORE
  8. ✴GHOST: THREE
  9. ✴FLATLANDER
  10. ✴GHOST: FOUR
  11. ✴GRENDEL
  12. ✴GHOST: FIVE
  13. ✴THE BORDERLAND OF SOL
  14. ✴GHOST: SIX
  15. ✴PROCRUSTES
  16. ✴GHOST: SEVEN
  17. ✴GHOST: EIGHT
  18. about the Author

But that was almost a light-year per minute! I couldn’t visualize it. Then suddenly I did visualize it, and my mouth fell open, for what I saw was the galaxy opening before me. We know so little beyond our own small neighborhood of the galaxy. But with a ship like that—!

“That’s goddamn fast.”

“As you say. But the equipment is bulky, as you note. It cost seven billion stars to build that ship, discounting centuries of research, but it will move only one man. As is, the ship is a failure. Shall we go inside?”

II

The lifesystem was two circular rooms, one above the other, with a small air lock to one side. The lower room was the control room, with banks of switches and dials and blinking lights dominated by a huge spherical mass pointer. The upper room was bare walls, transparent, through which I could see air- and food-producing equipment.

“This will be the relaxroom,” said the puppeteer. “We decided to let the pilot decorate it himself.”

“Why me?”

“Let me further explain the problem.” The puppeteer began to pace the floor. I hunkered down against the wall and watched. Watching a puppeteer move is a pleasure. Even in Jinx’s gravity the deerlike body seemed weightless, the tiny hooves tapping the floor at random. “The human sphere of colonization is some thirty light-years across, is it not?”

“Maximum. It’s not exactly a sphere—”

“The puppeteer region is much smaller The Kdatlyno sphere is half the size of yours, and the kzinti is fractionally larger. These are the important space-traveling species. We must discount the Outsiders since they do not use ships. Some spheres coincide, naturally. Travel from one sphere to another is nearly nil except for ourselves, since our sphere of influence extends to all who buy our hulls. But add all these regions, and you have a region sixty light-years across. This ship could cross it in seventy-five minutes. Allow six hours for takeoff and six for landing, assuming no traffic snarls near the world of destination, and we have a ship which can go anywhere in thirteen hours but nowhere in less than twelve, carrying one pilot and no cargo, costing seven billion stars.”

“How about exploration?”

“We puppeteers have no taste for abstract knowledge. And how should we explore?” Meaning that whatever race flew the ship would gain the advantages thereby. A puppeteer wouldn’t risk his necks by flying it himself. “What we need is a great deal of money and a gathering of intelligences to design something which may go slower but must be less bulky. General Products does not wish to spend so much on something that may fail. We will require the best minds of each sentient species and the richest investors. Beowulf Shaeffer, we need to attract attention.”

“A publicity stunt?”

“Yes. We wish to send a pilot to the center of the galaxy and back.”

“Ye…gods! Will it go that fast?”