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Chapters (19)
  1. CHAPTER ONE COLUMBUS DAY
  2. CHAPTER TWO DEPLOYMENT
  3. CHAPTER THREE CAMP ALPHA
  4. CHAPTER FOUR PARADISE
  5. CHAPTER FIVE INTEL
  6. CHAPTER SIX FORT ARROW
  7. CHAPTER SEVEN COLONEL
  8. CHAPTER EIGHT PLANTING POTATOES
  9. CHAPTER NINE JAIL
  10. CHAPTER TEN SKIPPY
  11. CHAPTER ELEVEN AWAY BOARDERS
  12. CHAPTER TWELVE MERRY BAND OF PIRATES
  13. CHAPTER THIRTEEN FLYING DUTCHMAN
  14. CHAPTER FOURTEEN SPACE SUITS
  15. CHAPTER FIFTEEN RAID
  16. CHAPTER SIXTEEN HOME
  17. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN IDLE HANDS
  18. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN TICKING CLOCK
  19. CHAPTER NINETEEN OUTBOUND

Three hamsters, in uniform but with no body armor or weapons, were sitting at a table, eating hamster food and drinking cups of hamster coffee. Two of them had their backs to me, I aimed at the one facing me and pulled the trigger. The stun beam was only faintly visible, but the rifle had a helpful laser targeting beam that Skippy should have told me about. Stun beams worked like a taser was my guess, the Ruhar I shot jerked, went rigid and slumped face forward to bang its head on the table. Switching aim, I shot another one, but the third hamster was fast, she spun to the floor and was almost behind a table when I shot her in the ass. She went down, too. Warily, I approached them to check pulses. Alive. "How long does this last?"

"Three minutes unconscious, five to regain full function." Skippy answered from outside the door.

That wasn't long enough. I should have asked Skippy that question. Or the super intelligent being should have thought it was important for me to know. One of the hamsters had a folding knife, I used it to cut off their shirts, slice the fabric into strips and bind their wrists, ankles and to gag their mouths. The last one was moving when I was trying to get his feet tied. "Skippy, can I stun them again?"

"A second time won't hurt, a third time could cause brain damage."

To be safe, I shot them all again. Before picking up my pack, I opened closets and found a handy coil of cord to bring with me, frantically cutting it into one meter lengths. Getting to the building where my companions were being held involved running in the open, made easier because Skippy knew exactly where every hamster was and he was spoofing all their cameras. Three more hamsters went down with stun shots, two of them had body armor and rifles, which they pointed at me. Nothing happened when they pulled the triggers. Puzzled and alarmed, they tried to run while checking their rifles. They didn't get far, their body armor partly protecting them wasn't enough against my careful aim. It's easy to take the time to aim when you know the enemy can't shoot back.

It was the moment when two Ruhar soldiers pointed rifles at me, completely confident in their body armor against a single human, that I first felt I could trust Skippy. Unlocking doors was one level of trick, remotely disabling selected weapons was on an entirely different level. Maybe all that bullshit he told me wasn't entirely, you know, bullshit.