Chapters (20)
- Cover Page
- Dedication
- Cast of Characters
- Chapter 1The Claires and Dr Ackrington
- Chapter 2Mr Questing Goes Downfor the First Time
- Chapter 3Gaunt at the Springs
- Chapter 4Red for Danger
- Chapter 5Mr Questing Goes Down for the Second Time
- Chapter 6Arrival of Septimus Falls
- Chapter 7Torpedo
- Chapter 8Concert
- Chapter 9Mr Questing Goes Down for the Third Time
- Chapter 10Entrance of Sergeant Webley
- Chapter 11The Theory of a Put-Up Job
- Chapter 12Skull
- Chapter 13Letter from Mr Questing
- Chapter 14Solo by Septimus Falls
- Chapter 15The Last of Septimus Falls
- Other Books By
- About the Publisher
Harley Chambers,
AUCKLAND, C.1My dear Dr Ackrington,
I am venturing to ask for your advice in a rather tricky business involving a patient of mine, none other than our visiting celebrity the famous Geoffrey Gaunt. As you probably know, he arrived in Australia with his Shakespearean company just before war broke out and remained there, continuing to present his repertoire of plays but handing over a very generous dollop of all takings to the patriotic funds. On the final disbandment of his company he came to New Zealand, where, as you may not know (I remember your loathing of radio), he has done some excellent propaganda stuff on the air. About four weeks ago he consulted me. He complained of insomnia, acute pains in the joints, loss of appetite and intense depression. He asked me if I thought he had a chance of being accepted for active service. He wants to get back to England but only if he can be of use. I diagnosed fibrositis and nervous debility, put him on a very simple diet, and told him I certainly did not consider him fit for any sort of war service. It seems he has an idea of writing his autobiography. They all do it. I suggested that he might combine this with a course of hydrotherapy and complete rest. I suggested Rotorua, but he won’t hear of it. Says he’d be plagued with lion hunters and what-not and that he can’t stand the tourist atmosphere.
You’ll have guessed what I’m coming to.
I know you are living at Wai-ata-tapu, and understand that the Spa is under your sister’s or her husband’s management. I have heard that you are engaged on a magnum opus so therefore suppose that the place is conducive to quiet work. Would you be very kind and tell me if you think it would suit my patient, and if Colonel and Mrs Claire would care to have him as a resident for some six weeks or more? I know that you don’t practise nowadays, and it is with the greatest diffidence that I make my final suggestion. Would you care to keep a professional eye on Mr Gaunt? He is an interesting figure, and I venture to hope that you may feel inclined to take him as a sort of patient extraordinary. I must add that, frankly, I should be very proud to hand him on to so distinguished a consultant.
Gaunt has a secretary and a manservant, and I understand he would want accommodation for both of them.
Please forgive me for writing what I fear may turn out to be a tiresome and exacting letter.
Yours very sincerely,
IAN FORSTER