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Contents ( 33)
  1. Collected Stories
  2. Ruth Rendell
  3. Acknowledgement
  4. The Fallen Curtain
  5. The Fallen Curtain
  6. People Don’t Do Such Things
  7. A Bad Heart
  8. You Can’t Be Too Careful
  9. The Double
  10. The Venus Fly Trap
  11. The Clinging Woman
  12. The Vinegar Mother
  13. The Fall of a Coin
  14. Almost Human
  15. Divided We Stand
  16. Means of Evil
  17. Means of Evil
  18. Old Wives’ Tales
  19. Ginger and the Kingsmarkham Chalk Circle
  20. Achilles Heel
  21. When the Wedding Was Over
  22. The Fever Tree
  23. The Fever Tree
  24. The Dreadful Day of Judgement
  25. A Glowing Future
  26. An Outside Interest
  27. A Case of Coincidence
  28. Thornapple
  29. May and June
  30. A Needle for the Devil
  31. Front Seat
  32. Paintbox Place
  33. The Wrong Category

As for Colonel Clarigate, he had always intended to get married one day. A long-standing affair with another officer’s wife had kept him single till he was thirty-five and after that was over he felt too set in his ways to embark on matrimony. Too selfish, the other officer’s wife said. And it was true that Rupert could see no point in having a wife when he didn’t want to stay in in the evenings, had no desire for children, disliked the idea of sharing his income and in any case had his officer’s servant to wait on him and clean his quarters.

But he would marry one day – when he retired. Now retirement had come and he was living in the big inconvenient old house his parents had left him. There was no one to keep it clean. He ate rich food in expensive restaurants because there was no one at home to cook for him and he told himself he smoked too much because he was lonely. In fact, he had had his heart attack because he had no wife. Why should not pretty, efficient, kindly Sister Gibson be his wife?

Why not retire from nursing? thought Alice. Why should she not marry Colonel Clarigate and have a home of her own instead of a two-room flat that went with the job? Besides, she was in love with him and he had such beautiful thick hair.

He must be in love with Sister Gibson, thought Rupert, otherwise he would surely not feel so uneasy about her in the evenings when he was certain she must be out with some chap. This, he knew from his experience with the other officer’s wife, was jealousy and a proof of love.

He left the hospital after three weeks and went to convalesce in the country. From there he wrote to Alice nearly every day. When he came home again he took her to the theatre to see a slapstick sexy comedy at which they both laughed very much, and then to the cinema to see a reissue of Carry On Nurse which had them equally convulsed. On their third evening out together they became engaged.

‘People may say it was sudden,’ said Alice, ‘but I feel we know each other through and through. After all there’s no more intimate situation, is there, than that of nurse and patient?’

‘I can think of one,’ said Rupert with a wink, and they both fell about laughing.

His fifty-third birthday occurred about a month after their engagement and Alice knitted him a pullover. It was rust red, bordered at the welt and on the neckline with fine stripes of cream and dark green and it suited him well, for Rupert, in spite of his high living, had never become fat. Alice insisted on looking after him. She took him out for sensible walks and gently discouraged him from smoking. The Clarigate house was not to her taste so he set about selling it and buying another. The prospect of furnishing this house which was in a seaside resort on the south coast – they could live anywhere they chose, Rupert said, there was no need to stay in London – filled Alice with excited anticipation, especially as Rupert was giving her a free hand with his savings.