Back Cobble Hill
Chapters (35)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. ONE YEAR AGO
  4. PART I SEPTEMBER
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. Chapter 3
  8. Chapter 4
  9. Chapter 5
  10. Chapter 6
  11. Chapter 7
  12. Chapter 8
  13. PART II OCTOBER
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. PART III ONE WEEK LATER
  24. Chapter 18
  25. Chapter 19
  26. Chapter 20
  27. PART IV NOVEMBER 3
  28. Chapter 21
  29. Chapter 22
  30. PART V NOVEMBER 5
  31. Chapter 23
  32. Chapter 24
  33. ONE YEAR LATER
  34. Acknowledgments
  35. About the Author

Who knew flattery could be so exhausting? Mandy flopped down on the bed. The streetlights came on outside, streaming white light through the kitchen windows. She hoped he wouldn’t notice the enormous stack of unopened bills beneath the bed.

“Oh my God,” Kramer Lamb exclaimed, snapping away. “Kim Kardashian is so going to want to use you for her new lingerie line. Stop it. Stop it, stop it, stop it.” He took a few steps back and looked around. “I love that you have a bed right here.”

“She has MS.”

Stuart stood in the kitchen doorway with Ted, watching them. He’d been trying to keep Ted entertained in his room, but Ted was hungry.

“We’re almost done here.” Kramer Lamb didn’t appear to have heard what Stuart said, or if he had, he didn’t care.

“So, what happens next?” Stuart demanded.

Kramer Lamb blew Mandy a kiss as if to say, “Your husband might be famous, but he’s a pushy dick.”

“Next, you let me do my job and send these pictures out and I call you with seventeen trillion offers and you buy yourselves a country house with a swimming pool!”

“And a dog,” Ted said.

“Okay.” Mandy wasn’t sure. “Can I see if I like it first? I mean, if someone wants me, then I’ll try it, and if I hate it, can I just stop?”

“Or if her MS gets worse,” Stuart said. He really was being sort of a dick. “Maybe we should check with her doctor first.”

“I already did,” Mandy lied. “He says it’s fine.”

Kramer Lamb held out his fist. Mandy made a fist and bumped it against his.

“No worries. Worry makes wrinkles,” he said. “From now on, I worry for you. Yes, my beautiful one?”

Mandy giggled and hugged her pudgy knees on the bed. “Don’t I need to go on a diet? Or like, do something different to my hair?”

“No! Please. Whatever you’re doing is working for you. Just keep doing it!”

It was Friday. The women who lived across the street always got meals with salmon and potatoes delivered from Grandma’s House on Fridays. Last week it was salmon moussaka—yum. Mandy just had to get Stuart and Ted out of the house so she could steal it.

“Can you go to the store for me, Stu?” She asked sweetly. “Take Teddy too, so he can pick out his snacks.”

Elizabeth’s eyes were closed. “Why are there so many English people in Brooklyn? I hear their voices everywhere. There was a whole pride of them in the liquor store.”