Contents ( 34)
- FREYA NORTH
- Cat
- CAT McCABE AND THE TOUR DE FRANCE
- JULES LE GRAND AND TEAM SYSTEME VIPERE
- RACHEL McEWEN AND TEAM ZUCCA MV
- BEN YORK AND TEAM MEGAPAC
- SETTING THE WHEELS IN MOTION
- PROLOGUE TIME TRIAL Delaunay Le Beau, Saturday 3 July
- STAGE 1 Delaunay Le Beau-Rouen. 195 kilometres
- STAGE 2 Rouen-Vuillard. 260 kilometres
- STAGE 3 Vuillard-Plumelec. 225 kilometres
- STAGE 4 Plouay-Chardin. 248 kilometres
- STAGE 5 Nantes-Pradier. 210 kilometres
- STAGE 6 Pradier-Bordeaux. 215 kilometres
- STAGE 7 Computaparc - Individual Time Trial. 54.5 kilometres
- STAGE 8 Sauternes-Pau. 162 kilometres
- STAGE 9 Pau-Luchon. 196.5 kilometres
- STAGE 10 Luchon-Plateau de Boudin. 170 kilometres
- STAGE 11 Tarascon sur Ariège-Le Cap D’Arp. 221 kilometres
- REPOS
- STAGE 12 Frontignan La Peyrade-Daumier. 196 kilometres
- STAGE 13 Valadon-Grenoble. 186.5 kilometres
- STAGE 14 Grenoble-L’Alpe D’Huez. 189 kilometres
- STAGE 15 Vizille-Gilbertville. 204 kilometres
- STAGE 16 Gilbertville-Aix-les-Bains. 149 kilometres
- STAGE 17 Aix-les-Bains-Neuchâtel. 218.5 kilometres
- STAGE 18 La Chaux de Fonds-Lautrec. 242 kilometres
- REPOS Transfer by road and rail. Lautrec-Disneyland-Paris
- STAGE 19 Disneyland Paris, Individual Time Trial: 63 kilometres
- STAGE 20 Disneyland-Paris. 149.5 kilometres
- DAY 27. MONDAY
- OCTOBER Paris. The launch of next year’s Tour de France
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
- AFTERWORD
‘The Prologue will definitely be Boardman.’
The sentence causes Cat to slow up instinctively.
Brilliant! I think it’ll be Boardman too!
‘I’d say Jawlensky,’ comments another voice.
No, I think your colleague and I have it with Boardman. And it’s Yav-lensky.
‘Yav,’ says the first voice.
‘Hey?’
‘Yavlensky.’
See!
‘I hardly think my pronunciation will make much difference to the outcome. Jawlensky is going to take the Prologue from Boardman, thus ending his reign.’
‘Bollocks.’
Yeah – bollocks!
Cat aborts her journey for a place squeezed in at a table neighbouring that of the two men discussing the Prologue Time Trial, which forms the inauguration of the Tour de France. She eavesdropped as subtly as she could, listening without looking.
‘Did you go to the Giro?’ the man au fait with Russian pronunciation asks the other.
‘Nah. Actually, I haven’t covered a race since the Tour of Britain.’
But I was there! Cat starts to herself with pleasure superseded by dread. Oh God, who are you though? I did the whole of the Tour of Britain for Cycling Weekly – up and down the UK for seven days. Did I meet you? Have you already seen me today and decided not to say hullo? Or seen me, perhaps, hut not recognized me at all because you didn’t notice me on the Prutour?
She regards her sandwich as if staring at food might nourish her nerve.
Do I dare turn around? Nonchalantly or with intent? Brazenly or with contrived innocence?
She scrunches her hands into fists, digging her nails reprimandingly into her palms.
Come on Cat, get a grip.
She grips herself hard.
Right, I’ll turn around, pretend I’m looking for a – for a clock – then I’ll shift my gaze and say, ‘Oh hi! Weren’t you on the Tour of Britain?’ Or maybe just regard him like I know I know him but can’t figure out where from, and then snap my fingers and say, ‘Tour of Britain?’ Or maybe—
‘Shall we go on deck?’
No! Wait! I haven’t turned round yet.
‘Yeah, sure – another beer?’
‘Yeah – start as we mean to carry on.’
‘You’re telling me! Come on, let’s split.’
Wait – I’m going to turn around right now and say, ‘Hi, I’m Cat McCabe, I’m reporting for the Guardian – I think I met you at the Tour of Britain.’ See – now!
But it is too late. The backs of two men are all Cat sees and she cannot deduce whether or not she has met one of them.
Tomorrow. I’ll find them tomorrow and I’ll introduce myself then. And if they ask when and how I arrived, I’ll feign surprise that ‘No way! I was on that ferry too!’
Oh God.
Me, myself and I for over three weeks in France.
Wednesday. Hôtel Splendide, Delaunay Le Beau. 2.30 p.m.
Rachel McEwen banged her clenched fist down on the concierge’s counter. Her treacle-coloured hair was loose and rather wild and her eyes were ablaze with fury and indignation.