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  1. Call Me Joe
  2. Editor’s Introduction
  3. Poul Anderson by Greg Bear
  4. Call Me Joe
  5. Prayer in War
  6. Tomorrow’s Children
  7. Kinnison’s Band
  8. The Helping Hand
  9. Wildcat
  10. Clausius’ Chaos
  11. Journey’s End
  12. Heinlein’s Stories
  13. Logic
  14. Time Patrol
  15. The First Love
  16. The Double-Dyed Villains
  17. To a Tavern Wench
  18. The Immortal Game
  19. Backwardness
  20. Haiku
  21. Genius
  22. There Will Be Other Times
  23. The Live Coward
  24. Ballade of an Artificial Satellite
  25. Time Lag
  26. The Man Who Came Early
  27. Autumn
  28. Turning Point
  29. Honesty
  30. The Alien Enemy
  31. Eventide
  32. Enough Rope
  33. The Sharing of Flesh
  34. Barbarous Allen
  35. Welcome
  36. Flight to Forever
  37. Sea Burial
  38. Barnacle Bull
  39. To Jack Williamson
  40. Time Heals
  41. MacCannon
  42. The Martian Crown Jewels
  43. Then Death Will Come
  44. Prophecy
  45. Einstein’s Distress
  46. Kings Who Die
  47. Ochlan
  48. Starfog
  49. Want to read more?
  50. About the Author, Artist, and Publisher
  51. Publication History
  52. Acknowledgments
  53. Praise for the works of Poul Anderson

“You didn’t think of it. It just never occurred to you.” Dazed, Boyd turned to Wayne. “As long as you said it yourself, I agree—idiot savant.”

“No.” Karen spoke very quietly. “No, not in any ordinary sense. Such a person is feeble-minded in all but one respect, where he is brilliant. I used to teach school and know a little psychology. Yesterday I gave Al some special tests I’d worked out. Science, mechanical skill, comprehension—in too many respects he’s a genius,”

“I give up. What is he, then?”

“A mutant,” said Karen.

“And…this weapon—?”

“Alaric tried to tell me, but we couldn’t understand each other,” said Wayne. “And the thing itself burned out very quickly in use. It’s just fused junk now. From what I could gather, though, and by deduction on that basis, I think it projected an intense beam of an inconceivably complex wave form to which one or more important organic compounds in the body resonate. They disintegrated, releasing their binding forces. Or perhaps it was body colloids that were destroyed, releasing terrific surface energies, I’m just as glad I don’t know. There are too many weapons in the world.”

“Mm-m-m—officially I can’t agree with you, but privately I do. Anyway, the inventor is still here—the genius.”

“It takes more than genius,” said Wayne. “It just isn’t possible for any human being to sit down and figure such a thing out in detail. All the facts are available, in handbooks and texts and papers—quantum mechanics, circuit characteristics, physical constants. But even if he knew exactly what he was after, the greatest genius in the world would have to spend months or years in analytical thought, then more time in putting all those facts together into the pattern he was after. And even then he wouldn’t know it all. There’d be a near infinitude of small factors interacting on each other, that he couldn’t allow for. He’d have to build a model and experiment with it, the empirical process known to engineers as getting the bugs out.

“In his incoherent way, Alaric told me his only difficulty was to figure out what to do to meet the danger. All he could think of was to make some kind of weapon. But he hardly spent a second working out the details of that devil’s engine, and his first model was as nearly perfect as his inadequate tools and materials permitted. He knew how to make it.”

With a shuddering effort, Boyd relaxed. He couldn’t look at that small, big-headed figure in the armchair. The ancient human dread of the unknown was too strong in him. He asked slowly:

“What’s the answer, then?”

“Karen and I think we’ve figured it out, and what little Al can tell us seems to confirm our idea. But I’ll have to explain it in a roundabout way. Tell me, how does a person think?”

“Think? Why…well…by logic. He follows a logical track—”

“Exactly! A track. He thinks in chains of logic, if under that we include everything from math to emotional experience. Premise to conclusion. One thing leads to another, one at a time.