She looked at me as if I were casing the joint. "What of it?"

"I've been assuming you were single. I just realized no one had ever really said as much."

"It's very late to be doing a survey," she said tartly. "What did you want?"

I find it so liberating when other people are rude. It makes me feel mild and lazy and mean. I smiled at her. "I found Bobbys address book."

"Why tell me?"

"I was curious about your relationship with him."

"I didn't have a relationship with him."

"That's not what I hear."

"Well, you heard wrong. Of course I knew him. He was Glen's only child and she and I are best friends and have been for years. Aside from that, Bobby and I didn't have that much to say to one another."

"Why'd you need to meet him down at the beach, then?"

"I never 'met' Bobby at the beach," she snapped.

"Somebody saw you with him on more than one occasion."

She hesitated. "Maybe I ran into him once or twice. What's wrong with that? I used to see him at the hospital, too."

"I wondered what you talked about, that's all."

"I'm sure we talked about lots of things," she said. I could see her shifting gears, trying another tack. Some of the huffiness dropped away. She'd apparently decided to roll out the charm. "God, I don't know what's the matter with me. I'm sorry if I sounded rude. As long as you're here, you might as well sit down. I have wine chilled if you want some."

"I'd like that. Thanks."

She left the room, probably grateful for the chance to stall while she figured out how to cover her tracks. For my part, I was delighted with the opportunity to nose around. I crossed in haste to the easy chair, checking the table beside it. The top was littered with things I didn't want to touch. I eased the drawer open. The interior looked like a catchall for household fallout. Batteries, candles, an extension cord, receipts, rubber bands, packets of matches, two buttons, a sewing kit, pencils, junk mail, a dinner fork, a stapler gun – all of it surrounded by accumulated grit. I ran a hand down along the chair cushion and came up with a nickel, which I left there. I heard the chirp of a wine cork in the kitchen and the tinkle of wineglasses as she removed them from a cabinet. The glass rims began to clink together as she moved back toward the TV room. I abandoned my search and perched myself casually on the arm of the couch.

I was trying to think of something nice to say about her house, but I was secretly worried about my tetanus shots being out of date. This was the kind of place if you had to use the John, you'd want to put paper down on the seat. "Quite a house," I remarked.