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‘And where did this happen, Gregory? You see, she is at Greenwich, and the king at Whitehall.’
‘No matter,’ Gregory says cheerfully. ‘In France witches can fly, latten pan and cobnuts and all. And that is where she learned it. In truth the whole Boleyn affinity are become witches, to witch up a boy for her, for the king fears he can give her none.’
His smile becomes pained. ‘Do not spread this about the household.’
Gregory says happily, ‘Too late, the household has spread it about me.’
He remembers Jane Rochford saying to him, it must be two years back: ‘The queen has boasted she will give Katherine’s daughter a breakfast she will not recover from.’
Merry at breakfast, dead by dinner. It was what they used to say about the sweating sickness, that killed his wife and daughters. And unnatural ends, when they occur, are usually swifter than that; they cut down at a stroke.
‘I am going to my rooms,’ he says. ‘I have to draw up a paper. Do not let me be interrupted. Richard may come in if he will.’
‘What about me, can I come in? For instance, if the house were on fire, you would like to hear of it?’
‘Not from you. Why would I believe you?’ He pats his son. Hurries off to his private room and shuts the door.
The meeting with Norfolk has, on the face of it, no pay-off. But. He takes his paper. At the top he writes:
THOMAS BOLEYN
This is the lady’s father. He pictures him in his mind. An upright man, still lithe, proud of his looks, who pays great attention to turning himself out, just like his son George: a man to test the ingenuity of London goldsmiths, and to swivel around his fingers jewels which he says have been given him by foreign rulers. These many years he has served Henry as a diplomat, a trade for which he is fitted by his cold emollience. He is not a man wedded to action, Boleyn, but rather a man who stands by, smirking and stroking his beard; he thinks he looks enigmatic, but instead he looks as if he’s pleasuring himself.
Still, he knew how to act when the chance presented itself, how to set his family climbing, climbing, to the highest branches of the tree. It’s cold up there when the wind blows, the cutting wind of 1536.
As we know, his title of Earl of Wiltshire seems to him insufficient to indicate his special status, so he has invented for himself a French title, Monseigneur. And it gives him pleasure, to be so addressed. He lets it be known this title should be universally adopted. From whether the courtiers comply, you can tell a great deal about where they stand.
He writes:
Monseigneur: All the Boleyns. Their women. Their chaplains. Their servants.
All the Boleyn toadies in the privy chamber, that is to say,
Henry Norris
Francis Weston
William Brereton, etc.