Back Bowl of Cherries
Chapters (45)
  1. Cover Page
  2. BOWL OF CHERRIES
  3. Dedication
  4. ONETHE LAST MILE
  5. TWODIXIELAND
  6. THREETHE INSPECTOR GENERAL
  7. FOURA GIRL IN THE HEART OF MARYLAND
  8. FIVECONSOLATION
  9. SIXFAREWELL TO COLLEGE JOYS
  10. SEVENCHATTERTON
  11. EIGHTTHE MARVELOUS BOY
  12. NINEBAND OF BROTHERS
  13. TENYEARNING JUST FOR YOU
  14. ELEVENTHE CANDY BOX
  15. TWELVETHE PRINCE
  16. THIRTEENFAT CHANCE
  17. FOURTEENTHE SECRET OF THE PYRAMIDS
  18. FIFTEENTHE INCENDIARY
  19. SIXTEENHEAVEN
  20. SEVENTEENKNOCKOUT
  21. EIGHTEENKEEPER OF THE FLAME
  22. NINETEENA DAUGHTER OF THE WILLIWAW
  23. TWENTYGOOD-BYE AGAIN
  24. TWENTY-ONEUNDER THE BRIDGE
  25. TWENTY-TWOINCOMING MAIL
  26. TWENTY-THREESAY NOT THE STRUGGLE NAUGHT AVAILETH
  27. TWENTY-FOURAPPOINTMENT IN COPROLIABAD
  28. TWENTY-FIVETHE SWEETHEART OF SIGMA KI
  29. TWENTY-SIXGIFTS AND ENDEARMENTS
  30. TWENTY-SEVENTHE JEWEL OF IRAQ
  31. TWENTY-EIGHTCUSTOMS OF THE COUNTRY
  32. TWENTY-NINESEE AND TALK TO LIVE NUDE GIRL
  33. THIRTYMUCH IN DEMAND
  34. THIRTY-ONETHE STONE-AGE MONARCH
  35. THIRTY-TWOTHE CAVE AND THE ETHNOGRAPHER
  36. THIRTY-THREEPLOTS AND PLANS
  37. THIRTY-FOURTHE CARRIER OF LIGHT AND POWER
  38. THIRTY-FIVETHE GOOD AMBASSADRESS
  39. THIRTY-SIXTHE SOLDIER
  40. THIRTY-SEVENQUESTIONABLE BEHAVIOR
  41. THIRTY-EIGHTPATH TO GLORY
  42. THIRTY-NINETO THE DARK TOWER
  43. FORTYCONSPIRACY
  44. FORTY-ONETHUNDER AND FLAME
  45. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

Ridgeway Mainwaring nodded sharply. “People work best when they’re uncomfortable,” he said authoritatively. “For best results, the human brain should be refrigerated, like a good cut of pork.”

“I cannot be happy when I am freezing,” Gruenfeldt insisted.

“Seneca!” cried George Desmond.

They all looked at him.

“Seneca,” Desmond repeated. “He led a plummy life. He was productive, functioning well on many levels—philosopher, playwright, politician, cocksman—one of his mistresses was the daughter of Germanicus. And he was rich, the possessor of more than five hundred ivory tables. Seneca,” he glared at Treblant, “was a happy man.”

“Some happy,” Treblant sniffed. “So why did he suicide himself?”

“He was forced to, accused of political conspiracy. For all intents and purposes he was murdered.”

The grousing lapsed for a long moment. They sat there, presumably contemplating the end of Seneca, hunched over their coffee cups and brooding within their jackets with patches at the elbows. They were all over the hill and they knew it, put out to pasture. Each was undoubtedly a specialist, confined to his own narrow arena of expertise, a discipline indecipherable to his colleagues. They didn’t talk shop as fellow workers are wont to do. Rather they simply ventilated the esoterica of academics, holding anxiety at bay with their hostile rhetoric and their rudeness.

Karl Gruenfeldt had not yet exhausted his disgruntlement. He zeroed in on the one subject all workers have in common: the enemy in their midst, the Boss.

“I consider myself the victim of Chatterton,” Karl insisted, “no less than Seneca was the victim of imperial Rome. What difference if one is forced to open his veins or to freeze them solid?”

“You make our helmsman sound like one of those bonker scientists in the movies,” Desmond said.

“He does get his ideas in the dark of the moon,” Gorelik declared.

“Ideas are one thing,” Treblant said. “Solutions are harder to come by.”

“If he can cut the mustard,” Wolenciewicz said doggedly, “he should be able to spread it. If he can’t, he shouldn’t be holding the knife.”

“One thing,” Desmond said. “He does keep rooting. If a blind pig roots long enough he’s going to get an acorn.”

“He doesn’t root,” Mainwaring said, “he uproots—not allowing a book in the house. You don’t pull anything up by the roots till you’re bloody well certain it’s dead.”

So they sat there, gassing away like cavemen around a fire, relieving their fossil fears, and I sat alone among them, surrounded by their lost whispers. Why were they fearful? What were those ideas of Chatterton’s, begat in the dark of the moon?

At last they grew bored with each other and filed off, each to his respective room, a clutch of solitudes in search of solutions for God knows what.