Back Bowl of Cherries
Chapters (45)
  1. Cover Page
  2. BOWL OF CHERRIES
  3. Dedication
  4. ONETHE LAST MILE
  5. TWODIXIELAND
  6. THREETHE INSPECTOR GENERAL
  7. FOURA GIRL IN THE HEART OF MARYLAND
  8. FIVECONSOLATION
  9. SIXFAREWELL TO COLLEGE JOYS
  10. SEVENCHATTERTON
  11. EIGHTTHE MARVELOUS BOY
  12. NINEBAND OF BROTHERS
  13. TENYEARNING JUST FOR YOU
  14. ELEVENTHE CANDY BOX
  15. TWELVETHE PRINCE
  16. THIRTEENFAT CHANCE
  17. FOURTEENTHE SECRET OF THE PYRAMIDS
  18. FIFTEENTHE INCENDIARY
  19. SIXTEENHEAVEN
  20. SEVENTEENKNOCKOUT
  21. EIGHTEENKEEPER OF THE FLAME
  22. NINETEENA DAUGHTER OF THE WILLIWAW
  23. TWENTYGOOD-BYE AGAIN
  24. TWENTY-ONEUNDER THE BRIDGE
  25. TWENTY-TWOINCOMING MAIL
  26. TWENTY-THREESAY NOT THE STRUGGLE NAUGHT AVAILETH
  27. TWENTY-FOURAPPOINTMENT IN COPROLIABAD
  28. TWENTY-FIVETHE SWEETHEART OF SIGMA KI
  29. TWENTY-SIXGIFTS AND ENDEARMENTS
  30. TWENTY-SEVENTHE JEWEL OF IRAQ
  31. TWENTY-EIGHTCUSTOMS OF THE COUNTRY
  32. TWENTY-NINESEE AND TALK TO LIVE NUDE GIRL
  33. THIRTYMUCH IN DEMAND
  34. THIRTY-ONETHE STONE-AGE MONARCH
  35. THIRTY-TWOTHE CAVE AND THE ETHNOGRAPHER
  36. THIRTY-THREEPLOTS AND PLANS
  37. THIRTY-FOURTHE CARRIER OF LIGHT AND POWER
  38. THIRTY-FIVETHE GOOD AMBASSADRESS
  39. THIRTY-SIXTHE SOLDIER
  40. THIRTY-SEVENQUESTIONABLE BEHAVIOR
  41. THIRTY-EIGHTPATH TO GLORY
  42. THIRTY-NINETO THE DARK TOWER
  43. FORTYCONSPIRACY
  44. FORTY-ONETHUNDER AND FLAME
  45. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

The musicians played a ragged fanfare, something like the first few notes of a cavalry charge. Bin Zaki cried, “Follow me!” A pair of Qazwini’s stalwarts, their faces still caked with chicken blood, stood aside and we entered the Throne Room. The vassals bowed and we followed their example.

“The Hall of Harmony!” Shakir yelled.

As in the Hall of Fragrance, the structure was ribbed with a proliferation of pillars which jostled each other and, in this case, took the form of serpents. But serpents out of a daunting nightmare, rampant, with miscellaneous permutations. The heads were horned, the mouths slit to the ears. The bodies had manes of stiff bristles, and backbones prickled with spines. They had powerful, scaly legs, feet with cloven hooves, and claws like a vulture’s.

From a rafter hung the provincial flag, a great red-and-yellow bird against a field of white. The powerful wings were spread, the curved beak gaping, the red eyes turbulent. In one yellow talon was a clutch of spears, in the other a gnarly club. The creature simulated all the warlike characteristics of the shrieking, emblematic eagle, so often the metaphor of a nation’s pride. But in this case, possibly unique in the annals of heraldry, the bird was a chicken.

The color scheme found further expression in the throne itself, a sworl of reds (for power, in the chromatic scale of Assama) and yellows (for royalty). On it sat a man with ropy old muscles. He bore a resemblance to Abdul that time could not totally erase, but the hair had thinned and the jowls had grown puffy. A smell came off him, a pungent, old-man smell like a worn-out tire or a decaying rump roast.

“King!” cried bin Zaki. “Supreme Organ of the Land! Greet the ademi chandiperoki smarelaj champungar domkeladi.”

“What’s that mean?” I asked in an aside to Abdul.

“It means ‘Those who wear tight pants.’ Literally, ‘Those who keep their farts in their pants.’” He moved to his father’s side.

Bin Zaki gestured imperiously and bearers came forward with our gifts. The King seemed unimpressed. In a hoarse, muted voice he said something I could not make out. The ministers closest to him chuckled dutifully, nervously, I thought, and Abdul turned as pale as the pigment of his skin allowed.

There was an awkward silence. Grady, our resolute leader, said, “I beg Your Highness’s pardon. Would you mind repeating…?”

The Supreme Organ of the Land did not mind. He smacked his lips and a hush fell over the assemblage. He pointed a finger at Valerie.

“I want her,” he said clearly.