Back Bowl of Cherries
Chapters (45)
  1. Cover Page
  2. BOWL OF CHERRIES
  3. Dedication
  4. ONETHE LAST MILE
  5. TWODIXIELAND
  6. THREETHE INSPECTOR GENERAL
  7. FOURA GIRL IN THE HEART OF MARYLAND
  8. FIVECONSOLATION
  9. SIXFAREWELL TO COLLEGE JOYS
  10. SEVENCHATTERTON
  11. EIGHTTHE MARVELOUS BOY
  12. NINEBAND OF BROTHERS
  13. TENYEARNING JUST FOR YOU
  14. ELEVENTHE CANDY BOX
  15. TWELVETHE PRINCE
  16. THIRTEENFAT CHANCE
  17. FOURTEENTHE SECRET OF THE PYRAMIDS
  18. FIFTEENTHE INCENDIARY
  19. SIXTEENHEAVEN
  20. SEVENTEENKNOCKOUT
  21. EIGHTEENKEEPER OF THE FLAME
  22. NINETEENA DAUGHTER OF THE WILLIWAW
  23. TWENTYGOOD-BYE AGAIN
  24. TWENTY-ONEUNDER THE BRIDGE
  25. TWENTY-TWOINCOMING MAIL
  26. TWENTY-THREESAY NOT THE STRUGGLE NAUGHT AVAILETH
  27. TWENTY-FOURAPPOINTMENT IN COPROLIABAD
  28. TWENTY-FIVETHE SWEETHEART OF SIGMA KI
  29. TWENTY-SIXGIFTS AND ENDEARMENTS
  30. TWENTY-SEVENTHE JEWEL OF IRAQ
  31. TWENTY-EIGHTCUSTOMS OF THE COUNTRY
  32. TWENTY-NINESEE AND TALK TO LIVE NUDE GIRL
  33. THIRTYMUCH IN DEMAND
  34. THIRTY-ONETHE STONE-AGE MONARCH
  35. THIRTY-TWOTHE CAVE AND THE ETHNOGRAPHER
  36. THIRTY-THREEPLOTS AND PLANS
  37. THIRTY-FOURTHE CARRIER OF LIGHT AND POWER
  38. THIRTY-FIVETHE GOOD AMBASSADRESS
  39. THIRTY-SIXTHE SOLDIER
  40. THIRTY-SEVENQUESTIONABLE BEHAVIOR
  41. THIRTY-EIGHTPATH TO GLORY
  42. THIRTY-NINETO THE DARK TOWER
  43. FORTYCONSPIRACY
  44. FORTY-ONETHUNDER AND FLAME
  45. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

“I know a man—it would be perfect—a man, formerly a distinguished university professor…”

“I don’t trust professors. They’re all of them full of shit, a bunch of garbage.”

“This one is totally innocuous. He has some sort of inoffensive project studying acoustics. He could front for us, and he wouldn’t even know he was doing it.”

“He’s stupid?”

“Naïve. Zealously naïve.”

“What’s in it for him?”

“He needs funding. And a place to establish his laboratory.”

“How much would that cost?”

“Nothing, sir. I’ll take care of it.”

The President toyed with his football, tossing it high in a tight spiral, catching it with one hand. Then: “That’s interesting,” he said, “why don’t you sound him out?”

“I’d be honored to.”

“I hope it works,” the President said. “Maybe I’ll drop in on you down there. I always wanted to see the Taj Mahal by moonlight.”

We rode down Connecticut Avenue in silence. At a red light I stared out the window of the stretch. A smattering of pickets filed past some rhetorical monument, carrying anti-nuke placards, shouting slogans strapped to sandwich boards exhorting the administration to get out of Iraq. The light changed. Grady said, “I know what you’re thinking. Lofty thoughts.”

“That friend of yours wants to pin WMDs on the Iraqis. And you’re supplying the blueprint.”

Grady fingered a chrome switch above an armrest and a soundproof window rose snugly, isolating us from the driver.

“What is it you want?” he asked. “How can I help you achieve it?” As if I were holding him up, breaking a contract, as if he were flexible, reasonable, prepared to renegotiate, a little more up front, a more favorable division of the gross, a few more points of the net. As if the subject were money.

“What I want is an end to the war. What I don’t want is to rev it up.”

“Don’t be apocalyptic. That’ll never happen.”

“It’s already started to happen. It’s the only reason the President went along with you.”

“Anything we start we can stop. The ball’s in our court,” Grady went on, using an idiom he might have borrowed from the President. His eyes burned like the arctic sun, flaming and chilling at the same time. “Christ.” With puzzled concern he asked, “Do you think I want to blow up the world?” He shook his head, protesting, astounded by my intractable perversity, and then he grinned, “For one thing it would be bad for business.”

“Then why’d you plant the seed?”

“To get where we’ve got to go,” he said. “What’s good for business is a reactor for the Assamans.”

“To which could be added fortified fuels—a little uranium 235, a sprinkling of plutonium 239—and you got yourself a handy little A-bomb.”

“Abdul’d never do that.”