Ivy slid up to me, and I held my breath. “You want me to stop her?”

I shivered, remembering how much she had held in her chi. My gaze slid from the subsiding mass of toxic bubbles to Ivy’s arm, damp from the lobster tank. “No. You okay?”

“Yeah. It went numb is all. Like zombie prickles. How about you?”

The automatic doors slid open and she was gone. “Okay,” I said, then picked up her ID. Vivian Smith, from California. It had to be fake, and I shoved it in my pocket.

A nervous patter rose from the watching employees. It was all over but the lawsuits, and I edged away from Ivy, slipping on strawberries as I gave her some distance to allow her a chance to get a handle on her instincts. The manager was at the service counter, fuming. He was working up his courage, though, and it wouldn’t be long before he’d bring his high-pitched voice to me, a convenient scapegoat in heels and stringy, strawberry hair. This wasn’t my fault!

The goo covering the floor looked like a bloodbath. A glint of silver among the red caught my eye, and I searched the produce section until I found my bag. The manager’s complaints grew louder as I dug out my lethal-spell detector and my heavy-magic ley-line charm. I wouldn’t put it past Vivian to leave a booby trap, but both spells stayed a nice healthy green. The silver was just plain metal with no charms attached. At least, no lethal ones.

“What is it?” Ivy asked as I picked it up. Wiping the goo off, I felt myself go cold and my knees go wobbly.

It was an exquisitely tooled silver brooch in the shape of a Möbius strip, and I swallowed hard, my shaking fingers curving to hide it. My gaze went to the floor, seeing the tile unmarked as the bubbles subsided, then to Ivy’s arm—numbed, she said—and then to the broken strawberry display, realizing that that, too, could have been white magic. Extremely strong, but technically white magic, not black. I am such an idiot.

Over the last year or so, I’d been attacked by militant Weres, run down by elves on horseback, smacked around by angry demons, bitten by political vampires, eluded assassin fairies, and fought off angry banshees, deluded humans, and black-arts witches. But never had I made an error of judgment this bad.

I’d just publicly embarrassed a member of the coven of moral and ethical standards, the same group that had legalized my shunning.

Holy freaking hallelujah.

Three

The stuffed rat was pointed at the wall, staring at nothing as it crouched atop an overfilled file on the five-foot-tall cabinet in Glenn’s office. The FIB detective was currently downstairs. As I’d figured, the grocery store had called the human-run FIB, not Inderland Security. Lucky for me, the I.S. hadn’t even shown up. Long story short, I’d been asked to accompany an FIB officer downtown to file a report. They’d even let me sit in the front, sticky as I was. Ivy had followed in my car and was waiting downstairs. It was good to have friends.