Back Before They Are Hanged
Chapters (54)
  1. Contents
  2. PART I
  3. The Great Leveller
  4. Best Laid Plans
  5. Questions
  6. The Wounds of the Past
  7. The Condition of the Defences
  8. The Tiling About Trust
  9. Allies
  10. Campfire Politics
  11. Small Crimes
  12. Rain
  13. Bloody Company
  14. Long Shadows
  15. And Next… My Gold
  16. Fear
  17. One Hundred Words
  18. The Blind Lead the Blind
  19. Prince Ladisla's Stratagem
  20. Until Sunset
  21. Long Odds
  22. The Road to Victory
  23. Necessary Evils
  24. Among the Stones
  25. The Fruits of Boldness
  26. One for Dinner
  27. One of Them
  28. PART II
  29. Heading North
  30. Scant Mercy
  31. So This is Pain
  32. One Step at a Time
  33. The Rest is Wasted Breath
  34. A Matter of Time
  35. Scars
  36. Furious
  37. To the Last Man
  38. Jewel of Cities
  39. Luck
  40. Beneath the Ruins
  41. No Good for Each Other
  42. The Hero's Welcome
  43. Cold Comfort
  44. The High Places
  45. Coming Over
  46. Cheap at the Price
  47. To the Edge of the World
  48. Before the Storm
  49. Questions
  50. Holding the Line
  51. A Fitting Punishment
  52. The Abode of Stones
  53. Back to the Mud
  54. Acknowledgments

'I will be the judge of what you know.' Glokta wiped some sweat from his face. The room was hot as a busy forge and the glowing coals in the brazier were far from helping. 'If a thing smells like a liar, and is the colour of a liar, the chances are it is a liar, would you not agree?'

'Please! We are all on the same side!' Are we? Are we really? 'I have told you only the truth!'

'Perhaps, but not as much of it as I need.'

'Please! We are all friends here!'

'Friends? In my experience, a friend is merely an acquaintance who has yet to betray you. Is that what you are, Harker?'

'No!'

Glokta frowned. 'Then you are our enemy?'

'What? No! I just… I just… I wanted to know what happened! That's all! I didn't mean to… please!' Please, please, please, I tire of hearing it. 'You have to believe me!'

'The only thing I have to do is get answers.'

'Only ask your questions, Superior, I beg of you! Only give me the opportunity to cooperate!' Oh indeed, the firm hand does not seem such a fine idea any longer, does it? 'Ask your questions, I will do my best to answer!'

'Good.' Glokta perched himself on the edge of the table just beside his tightly bound prisoner and looked down at him. 'Excellent.' Harker's hands were tanned deep brown, his face was tanned deep brown, the rest of his body was pale as a white slug with thick patches of dark hair. Hardly a fetching look. But it could be worse. 'Answer me this, then. Why is it that men have nipples?'

Harker blinked. He swallowed. He looked up at Frost, but there was, no help there. The albino stared back, unblinking, white skin round his mask beaded with sweat, eyes hard as two pink jewels. 'I… I am not sure I understand, Superior.'

'Is it not a simple question? Nipples, Harker, on men. What purpose do they serve? Have you not often wondered?'

'I… I…'

Glokta sighed. 'They chafe and become painful in the wet. They dry out and become painful in the heat. Some women, for reasons I could never fathom, insist on fiddling with them in bed, as though we derive anything but annoyance from having them interfered with.' Glokta reached towards the table, while Harker's wide eyes followed his every movement, and slid his hand slowly around the grips of the pincers. He lifted them up and examined them, the well-sharpened jaws glinting in the bright lamplight. 'A man's nipples,' he murmured, 'are a positive hindrance to him. Do you know? Aside from the unsightly scarring, I don't miss mine in the least.'