A shot of David Bowie sitting drunkenly in front of a serried bank of television screens flickered onto the club’s television screens, only to be replaced by the famous shot of Orson Welles walking through the hall of mirrors in Charles Foster Kane’s Floridian castle. Multiplying images of multiplication.

‘I suppose you think that’s clever,’ sighed Patrick, like a disappointed schoolmaster.

‘I’m sorry?’

Patrick turned around. It was the man with the curtain of long grey hair.

‘Just talking to myself,’ muttered Patrick. ‘I was thinking that the images on the screen were empty and out of control.’

‘Maybe they are intended to be images about emptiness,’ said the man solemnly. ‘I think that’s something the kids are very much in touch with right now.’

‘How can you be in touch with emptiness?’ asked Patrick.

‘By the way, my name’s Alan. Two Beck’s,’ he said to the waiter. ‘What’s yours?’

‘Bourbon.’

‘I mean your name.’

‘Oh, eh, Patrick.’

‘Hi.’ Alan extended his hand. Patrick shook it reluctantly. ‘What are headlights flaring on the road?’ asked Alan as if it were a riddle.

Patrick shrugged his shoulders.

‘Headlights flaring on the road,’ Alan replied with admirable calm.

‘That’s a relief,’ said Patrick.

‘Everything in life is a symbol of itself.’

‘That’s what I was afraid of,’ said Patrick, ‘but luckily words are too slippery to communicate that.’

‘They must communicate that,’ Alan affirmed. ‘It’s like when you’re screwing you gotta think of the person you’re with.’

‘I suppose so,’ said Patrick sceptically, ‘as long as you put them in a different situation.’

‘If the screens here show other ways of making images, other screens, mirrors, cameras, you can call that self-reflection emptiness or you can call it honesty. It announces that it can only announce itself.’

‘But what about Batman?’ said Patrick. ‘That’s not about the nature of the television medium.’

‘At some level it is.’

‘Somewhere below the Batcave.’

‘That’s right,’ said Alan encouragingly, ‘somewhere below the Batcave. That’s what a lot of the kids feel: the cultural emptiness.’

‘I’ll take your word for it,’ said Patrick.

‘I happen to think that there’s still news of Being worth telling,’ said Alan, picking up the bottles of Beck’s. ‘Whitman’s love is more precious than money,’ he beamed.

Fucking hell, thought Patrick.

‘Do you want to join us?’

‘No, in fact I was just going,’ said Patrick. ‘Frightfully bad jet lag.’

‘OK,’ said Alan unperturbed.

‘So long.’

‘Bye now.’

Patrick drained his glass of bourbon to convince Alan that he was really leaving, and headed for the downstairs room.