his eyes dropped inside black circles; his features jutted out in classical Semitism; his beard and hair were too long and somewhat unkempt.

"You look like Jerry Rubin at the Chicago Seven trial," Myron said.

"Just the look I wanted," Norm said. "Retro. Hip.

Attitude. That's what's in nowadays."

"Hardly Tad Crispin's look," Myron said.

"I'm talking about the real world, not golf. Golfers don't know from hip or attitude. Hasidim are more open to change than golfers, you know what I'm saying? I'll give you an example: Dennis Rodman is not a golfer. You know what golfers want? The same thing they've wanted since the dawn of sports marketing: Arnold Palmer.

That's what they want. They wanted Palmer, then Nicklaus, then Watson always good ol' boys." He pointed a thumb at Esme Fong. "Esme is the one who signed Crispin. He's her boy."

Myron looked at her. "Quite a coup," he said.

"Thank you," she said.

"We'll see how big a coup it is," Zuckerman said.

"Zoom is moving into golf in a very big way. Huge.

Humongous. Gigantic."

"Enormous," Myron said.

"Mammoth," Win added.

' 'Colossal. ' '

"Titantic."

` ' Bunnyanesque. ' '

Win smiled. "Brobdingnagian," he said. +

"Oooo," Myron said. "Good one."

Zuckerman shook his head. "You guys are funnier than the Three Stooges without Curly. Anyway, it's a helluva campaign. Esme is running it for me. Male and female lines. Not only have we got Crispin, but Esme's landed the numero uno female golfer in the world."

"Linda Coldren?" Myron asked.

"Whoa!" Norm clapped his hands once. "The Hebrew hoopster knows his golf. By the way, Myron, what kind of name is Bolitar for a member of the tribe?"

"It's a long story," Myron said.

"Good, I wasn't interested anyway. I was just being polite. Where was I?" Zuckerman threw one leg over the other, leaned back, smiled, looked about. A ruddy-faced man at a neighboring table glared. "Hi, there," Norm said with a little wave. "Looking good."

The man made a huffing noise and looked away.

Norm shrugged. "You'd think he never saw a Jew before."

"He probably hasn't," Win said.

Norm looked back over at the ruddy-faced man.

"Look!" Zuckerman said, pointing to his head. "No horns!"

Even Win smiled.

Zuckerman tumed his attention back to Myron. "So tell me, you trying to sign Crispin?"

"I haven't even met him yet," Myron said.

Zuckerman put his hand to his chest, feigning surprise. "Well then, Myron, this is some eerie coincidence.

You being here when we're about to break bread with him what are the odds? Wait." Norm stopped, put his hand to his ear. "I think I hear Twilight Zone music."

"Ha-ha," Myron said.

"Oh, relax, Myron. I'm teasing you. Lighten up, for crying out loud. But let me be honest for a second, okay?

I don't think Cripsin needs you, Myron. Nothing personal, but the kid signed the deal with me himself No agent. No lawyer. Handled it all on his own."