Chapters (88)
The old man was on the spot. He clearly didn’t expect an offer. He stammered for a moment, then said, “No room in the driveway for your car. Hard to find parking around here.”
“No problem. I’ll keep my car parked at my uncle’s.”
The man bit his lip. He glanced to his wife, then said, “Not much of a kitchen. Toilet runs a little bit. TV is just basic cable.”
“That’s all I need.”
“Okay, then,” Arthur said. Then, “Of course I’m gonna need to see your driver’s license. Run a background check.”
Court smiled a little. “What do you say we make it four hundred a month?”
Despite the fact that he was being offered one hundred fifty dollars more per month than he’d originally been asking, Mayberry frowned. “Son, I can’t allow no criminals in here.”
“Not a criminal, Mr. Mayberry. Just a guy who’s hoping to avoid some red tape.”
“Well, that’s a problem, because I’m by the book. I guess this place isn’t for you.”
Court turned his head back and forth, scanning the small room. “You’re right. By the book is best.”
“That’s what I say.”
“Cool. Can I take a quick look at the back door?”
“The what?”
“The back door?”
“Uh . . . just the one door.”
“Huh,” Court said. “I could have sworn building codes say private apartments have to have two exits in case of fire. I could be wrong, though. How ’bout while you are running that background check on me, I check with the city to make sure you’ve complied with all the building and zoning laws. That way we both know what we’re getting into here.”
The African American man glared at the white man for a long moment.
Court smiled. “Like you said. By the book.”
Bernice reached out and took her husband by the arm, giving it an anxious squeeze. Slowly the corners of Arthur Mayberry’s mouth rose, and he smiled a wide, toothy grin. “All right, then. You gonna have it your way, and I’m gonna have me five hundred dollars a month, plus two fifty security deposit.”
Court calculated he’d have to burn this tiny room to cinders to do two hundred and fifty dollars’ worth of damage. But with a little smile he reached for his wallet. “A hard bargain, sir, but I like your style.”
Bernice spoke up for the first time, and apparently none of the new mutual respect between the two men had rubbed off on her. “I’ll tell you right now, young man, we’re not gonna stand for no parties.”