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  1. AN UNTIDY DEATH
  2. Simon Brett
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
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  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. TWENTY-FOUR
  27. TWENTY-FIVE

‘A bit.’ Probably another lie. Then, urgently, ‘Can you take me back to my place?’

‘Now?’

‘As soon as you can.’

‘But I don’t want to leave you there in the state you’re in.’

‘Please!’

I knew better than to argue with Dodge. It was something we had never done. I was aware that he was a complex of neuroses, some of which I began to understand. But I also knew of his suspicion – possibly even fear – of people. He was permanently uneasy in company, even my company. Though he was the least aggressive person I had ever met, I didn’t want to cross him. I valued his friendship far too much to put it at risk.

‘All right,’ I said. ‘Just let me put some clothes on. If you want anything to eat or drink …’

‘No, thanks.’

I looked at his split and swollen lips. ‘Does it hurt too much to swallow?’

‘I’m fine,’ said Dodge, lying again.

I could tell from his wincing how much the journey hurt. Bruising is always more painful on the second day. I tried to guide the Yeti as smoothly as possible but there were a lot of winter potholes that hadn’t been mended on the back roads to Walberton. Each one sent an agonizing shudder through him, but still Dodge didn’t cry out.

I tried to get him to talk. ‘You’re sure about not seeing a doctor? I could take you to A & E at St Richard’s.’

‘No, thank you,’ he said. ‘I’ll sort myself out. I’ve got everything I need back at my place.’

‘Herbal stuff?’

‘Yes. Comfrey’s good. Also called “knit-bone”. Did you know that?’

I confessed that I didn’t.

‘It works. I don’t think I’ve got any broken bones, but it’s also good as an anti-inflammatory. Inhibits infection too.’

‘Do you use arnica?’ I asked.

‘A bit, but I’ve found other things more effective.’

‘Like?’

‘Aloe vera, parsley … cabbage.’

‘Cabbage?’ I echoed in amazement.

‘Yes. The humble cabbage. Make compresses with it. Good for bruises.’

The Yeti turned in the narrow track that led to his home. ‘Dodge,’ I said, ‘I’ve got to ask you. Do you have any idea who attacked you?’

‘No,’ he mumbled, avoiding eye contact more than ever.

I couldn’t stop myself from saying, ‘It isn’t anything to do with drugs, is it?’

‘What do you mean?’

‘Look, I know you’re involved in that ReProgramme thing in Portsmouth …’

‘Yes.’ It wasn’t something he liked to talk about.

‘Well, I just wondered if, through that, you might have got on the wrong side of some drug dealers or …’

‘No,’ he said. ‘The attack was nothing to do with that.’

I brought the Yeti to a halt in the space between the house and the two corrugated-iron-roofed outbuildings. ‘Then what did it have to do with?’

‘I don’t know.’

I couldn’t tell whether that was the truth or not. ‘But surely you must want to know who did that to you …?’