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"I take it you haven't seen Mr. Stolee's nose."
I winced. "Did I break it?"
"It's the color of a zucchini and twice the size it was yesterday. You didn't break it. However, if I were you, I might accept his invitation to move to another floor."
"He probably wishes I'd move to another planet." I threw my hands up in surrender. "All right. I'll go quietly."
"Just for the record," Etienne said, a smile hitching up the corners of his mouth, "you hit him with a can of room freshener?"
"Our first choice was hair spray, but room freshener was the only thing Nana could find that didn't come in a pump."
He shook his head. "If Mr. Stolee had been the real killer, it could have gone very badly for you last night, Emily. I cringe to think what might have happened had he been wielding a knife instead of a curling iron. Your bravado was admirable, but I fear, foolhardy."
Etienne had me all wrong. I wasn't brave. I was only a hapless victim of circumstance who was having a hard time getting a good night's sleep.
"The next time you hear someone screaming in the hall, will you promise me you'll call the front desk instead of handling the situation by yourself?"
"I wasn't handling it by myself. Nana was helping."
"Which is even more reason why you need to pick up the phone. Think how bad it makes us look when seventy-eight-year-old grandmothers are taking down guests in the hall."
"What happened to the bat?"
"Apparently, Mr. Stolee only stunned it with the curling iron when it was inside his room, so it flew down the hall and got away."
Which was exactly what was happening with our killer. "Do you have any more word about what happened to Shirley Angowski?"
"We recovered her body late yesterday afternoon and autopsied her last night. There's no indication she died from causes other than falling."
An unwelcome chill crept down my spine. So we were no closer to answering the question of whether she'd been pushed or not. "What about her camera bag?"
"We haven't found it yet, but we've assembled a climb team to search the ravine below the ledge. Weather permitting, they should begin their search today."
"Weather permitting." I glanced at the gray, rainy mist outside the window, feeling tired and a little depressed. "Does the sun ever shine in Lucerne?"
"Occasionally." Then in a low seductive voice, "But I find the mist and rain quite tolerable...especially when it allows a man to engage in more provocative indoor activities." He drilled me with a look that sizzled all the way to the back of my skull.
A delicious sensation tingled all my erogenous zones. I even tingled in places that hadn't been zoned yet. Not only was the man gorgeous, he was good. I mean, he was really good. This would have been the perfect time for him to drop to one knee and kiss my palm again, but my hands were totally black with ink, so I figured it wasn't going to happen. Unh. I could really use a kiss right now.