All right, tell you what, Mr. Mercedes, we’re gonna do a little trade, you and me. That’s right, I’m going to be Mr. Mercedes now and you’re gonna be Mr. Cabbie. Either that or you’re gonna walk from here to wherever you’re going.

Jack shoves him and sends him stumbling away, then gets in. Have a nice day. Slams the Merc into gear and peels rubber into the space that’s opened up in the logjam while they’ve been having their little discussion. Smells good in here and it’s cool. These are the sort of wheels he should always have, a full flash ride—except for the annoying little seat belt warning light. If he had one of his guns right now he’d shoot it out.

Seat belt? The King of the Road doesn’t wear a seat belt.

Ooh, and looky here. Nifty little black driving gloves.

Slips them on, like a second skin, and thirty seconds later he’s in the clear, gunning for the ramp to the BQE. And just like he knew, takes him no time to reach the Long Island Expressway. Once on that it’s clear sailing.

Gets the Merc up to eighty and he’s rolling maybe fifteen minutes like this when the sign for the Glen Cove Road exit looms large in the windshield—coming up in two miles.

Whoa. Glen Cove Road. That’s the way to Monroe. And Monroe’s where that dumb-ass freak show’s keeping big bad Scar-lip the rakosh caged up.

Jack slips his hand inside his torn shirt and fingers the three thick scars that ridge the scorched skin of his chest. Scar-lip scars. Never paid back the big ugly for these. Matter of fact, went and stopped those two carny guys from poking him. Why the hell’d he do that? What was he thinking? Scar-lip scarred him—scarred the King. Can’t let something like that go. What would people say? Got to go back and straighten it out, and now’s as good a time as any. Yes, sir, overdue for a little side trip to kick some rakosh donkey.

Jack yanks the wheel to the right, cutting off a Lincoln and a Chevy as he zips across three lanes to the exit. But the going on Glen Cove Road is a lot slower. Pushes it as much as he can with his dodge-and-weave thing and makes decent time, but then the divided highway ends and it’s down to two-lane blacktopville and he’s steaming because nobody knows how to drive around here.

Hey, it’s not Sunday afternoon you jerks so move your fat automotive asses or get off a my road!

And so he’s riding bumpers, leaning on the horn, blinking his high beams, pushing the yellow traffic lights to the max, and zipping through a couple of reds until he sees other red lights, the bubble-gum kind, flashing in his rearview mirror.

A hick Glen Cove cop. Obviously he doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. You don’t pull over the King of the Road.

Jack ignores him for a few blocks but then the guy has the nerve to hit his siren. Just a single woop but it sets off a rage bomb in Jack. Time to set this fool straight. Instead of slowing, Jack speeds up. Not too fast—doing forty in a twenty-five—but enough to make it plain that this big black Mercedes is giving Offissa Pupp an automotive single-digit salute.