Chapters (9)
Dad says you’re not doing well at school I’m fine
Dad says-
You don’t have to give me the big sister talk
I know-
I’m fine
Yes
Are you okay?
Yes
Just you’re sort of- Wasted
A lot
I’m fine
Everything’s fine everything has always been fine fine is the word I would apply to all of this I have to retake a year but so what anyway it’s not like it even matters
Why do you care anyway
Because we’re
friends
Friends
Friends
This is like a sitcom They could make a sitcom about the three of us living together and people would watch it and think I wish I could live with those girls in that flat
(Your brother’s in trouble again)
Our parties are the best because it’s exactly the right amount of people people who come the right amount of people people who come who came (i don’t like to bother you with it Tell Me Tell Me Always Tell Me) he he
HeHeHeHeHeHe is talking to me with that shy smile that I don’t think he knows he does he like me as much as I
like a film They could make a film about the two of us living together and people would watch it and think I wish I had what they had
Hands Lips Eyes your brother’s in trouble again Looking at Me My brother David, this is Max Max this is my Dad nice to meet you nice to meet you a FilmMaker gosh Steven Spielberg Our house is too small everything here is tiny I don’t think it’s
people sized And no I don’t want to have sex in my childhood bedroom thanks very much and last time cystitis cystitis cystitis cystitis would
She like him as much as I like him not the same but see how he makes me please keep it short dad
Oh don’t worry it’ll feel short because of all the great jokes I’ll be telling
And obviously the one person who we wish was here
Is this the most obvious song we could have picked has this wedding happened ten thousand thousand times- why have I worn these pants
I am so uncomfortable and there’s no way I’ll even want to by the time we get back to-
I like reading the guidebook because it tells me where to look I don’t know otherwise
Yes we had a wonderful time
I didn’t want to call and spoil your honeymoon but I’m afraid your brother’s-
You can’t keep doing things like this It was nothing
You went to Jail
For a few weeks it’s not
It doesn’t matter how long
I’m fine (fine) you live your life and I’ll live mine how
Why would they ask where you’ll be in five years when obviously everyone thinks hopefully not still here I hope I’ll be exploring avenues in management and overseeing my own projects and