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Chapters (42)
  1. Cover
  2. Half-title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Also by Celia Imrie
  5. Title Page
  6. Part One
  7. One
  8. Two
  9. Three
  10. Four
  11. Part Two
  12. Five
  13. Six
  14. Seven
  15. Eight
  16. Nine
  17. Part Three
  18. Ten
  19. Eleven
  20. Twelve
  21. Thirteen
  22. Fourteen
  23. Fifteen
  24. Part Four
  25. Sixteen
  26. Seventeen
  27. Eighteen
  28. Nineteen
  29. Twenty
  30. Part Five
  31. Twenty-one
  32. Twenty-two
  33. Twenty-three
  34. Twenty-four
  35. Twenty-five
  36. Twenty-six
  37. Part Six
  38. Twenty-seven
  39. Postscript
  40. Acknowledgements
  41. Also available by Celia Imrie
  42. Nice Work (If You Can Get It)

She locked up carefully. She must remember to get someone in to change the locks again.

She crossed the road and walked along the quayside.

Now that the water was still, shiny as a pale-blue plastic sheet, it was hard to believe the terrifying antics of last night had actually happened.

Rather than walk alongside the front of Marcel’s brasserie, Theresa stayed at the water’s edge.

She had no idea where he was, but after telling the coastguards what had happened, she had no doubt he would at least have been taken in by the police for questioning.

The brasserie was all closed up, the shutters pulled across, tables and chairs all inside.

She entered La Mosaïque through the front door.

William and Benjamin were seated with Zoe at one of the tables.

‘Poor Theresa!’ William rose to greet her with a warm embrace. ‘Once you had gone off in that boat, I got talking to Cyril and we realised there had been completely crossed wires between you two. You and your bad French. And his bad English.’

‘When Cyril entered your house he was in a terrible panic,’ said Benjamin.

‘And his English wasn’t up to the crisis,’ added William.

‘Why did he tell me he’d drugged his wife?’ Theresa was winding back the conversation, attempting to make sense of it.

William laughed. ‘He was trying to explain that he and his wife were your friends and that they had given you a gift of their special home-made brownies.’

‘He really wanted to warn you about Marcel,’ said Benjamin, pulling out a chair. ‘He saw your front door open, the lights on, and so grabbed a knife from his van, just in case he needed it, to protect you.’

‘He was so shocked, you see,’ William said. ‘By what he’d just seen in that storeroom of Marcel’s at the Astra.’

‘He took us all up to see it,’ drawled Zoe. ‘Looks like some weird artwork that Tracey Emin might have cooked up.’

‘Anyway,’ continued William, ‘Marcel, I suspect getting the idea from us, has been doing a delivery-style breakfast for the Astra while their kitchen is being renovated this last week. It was meant to be just the normal Continental. But with so many English and Germans staying there, they needed meat: sausages, bacon. So then Marcel phoned Cyril who brought the meats around to the brasserie. But later Marcel remembered he’d forgotten sliced ham, a favourite with the Scandinavians, and asked Cyril to bring it over yesterday afternoon. He thought Cyril would bring it to him at the brasserie. But Cyril thought it would be quicker to go straight to the Hotel Astra. The desk clerk pointed out where Marcel’s storeroom was and . . .’

‘Marcel had that room to himself,’ explained Benjamin, ‘and obviously didn’t think that anyone else would go in there. Why would they?’