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  1. A LITTLE TOO LATE
  2. SARINA BOWEN
  3. Tuxbury Publishing LLC
  4. Contents
  5. Cheerful Mountain Goats
  6. Reed
  7. Less Dancing and More Snow
  8. Ava
  9. Middlebury College, Vermont
  10. Not Exactly Scandalous
  11. Reed
  12. Posh Industrial
  13. Charli
  14. Eggplant Jokes
  15. Neil
  16. Skittish Kitten
  17. Charli
  18. Yes, He Definitely Got My Drunk Text
  19. Mark
  20. The Sliding Scale of Hotness
  21. Asher
  22. Double Screwed
  23. Mark
  24. The Da Vinci of Underwear
  25. Asher
  26. Captain Filthy Mind
  27. Mark
  28. Stick With The Usual Favorites
  29. Abbi
  30. People Get Restless
  31. Weston
  32. Are We Really Doing This?
  33. Abbi
  34. Anyone Get it on Video?
  35. September
  36. ANTON
  37. Like the Caribbean Sea
  38. SYLVIE
  39. Big No No
  40. ANTON
  41. An Ocean of Mercy
  42. SYLVIE
  43. The Right Kind of Screw
  44. SYLVIE
  45. Polish and Brighten
  46. ANTON
  47. Sniper Speed
  48. SYLVIE
  49. Such a Grind
  50. ANTON
  51. The Tavern on Hicks
  52. SYLVIE
  53. Part Mermaid
  54. Never forget a woman
  55. I just jinxed us
  56. Some saves are guesswork
  57. You could do this professionally
  58. Tuxbury Vermont
  59. The Twist
  60. Boston, Massachusetts
  61. A little safety pin
  62. Nowhere to hide
  63. Ice Ice Baby
  64. Chastity
  65. The Whole Catholic Thing
  66. Chastity
  67. Zambonis
  68. Dylan
  69. Hockey stop
  70. Chastity
  71. The Tavern Again
  72. Alec
  73. The Shots you never take
  74. May
  75. Gretsky was right
  76. Alec
  77. Marry Me
  78. May

“Hmm,” the girl says. “I think I’ll try the Goldenpour first.”

“Ah, well,” I say quickly as Smitty snorts out a laugh. “He can tap it for you.” Smitty gives me a grin and reaches for a glass. She moves down the bar to wait for her beer.

“Can’t win ’em all,” Hamish—my best customer—says from a barstool in front of me.

“True.”

“But the night is still young. As are you, whippersnapper.” Hamish is a carpenter. His studio is a hundred yards down the road. In fact, he and I own matching old brick mill buildings on the Winooski River, where we each spend a lot of our waking hours tending to our respective businesses.

His is a high-end woodworking operation, while mine is devoted to mankind’s greatest accomplishment: craft beer.

“Plenty of fish in the stream,” I agree. And right now I’m more worried about serving all the fish than banging them. It’s Thursday night. The weekend onslaught begins now, and I’m more or less ready.

Becky is working the tables tonight, which means Ed Sheeran is playing on the sound system. We have a rule—the waitress controls the playlist. She’s making her way around the room right now, stopping to light a candle on every table. The reach-in coolers are stocked. The empty tables are clean.

It’s November, so tonight’s crowd won’t break any records. The Gin Mill is the busiest during ski season and leaf-peeping season. Summers are pretty good, too. But there’s a lull during November until the ski resorts open.

Tonight we’ll be serving two kinds of customers—locals and foamies. A foamy is a beer tourist—a crazy soul who has come hundreds of miles—or even thousands—to sample Vermont’s hard-to-find craft brews.

This year they’re all dying to drink Goldenpour by the Giltmaker Brewery. Rated 99 by Beer Advisor, it’s the new Heady Topper—terrific yet impossible to buy. You can drink pint after pint right here at the Gin Mill, or you can wait in line for two hours on Tuesday morning outside the brewery in Waterbury. They’ll sell you exactly two six-packs.

Lucky for both me and the foamies, I serve Goldenpour six days a week, along with a dozen other rare Vermont craft brews. To get the word out, I’ve spent the last year writing to every beer blog and travel website in the world, making sure they know that the Gin Mill is the place to be if you want to taste the best.

And it’s slowly beginning to work. My bar is always crowded on the weekends and often on the weeknights, too.

I opened a bar because I wanted my life to be a seven-day-a-week party. Turns out owning a business never really feels like a party. But I love it anyway.

“Need a fill up?” I ask Hamish.

“Nah, I’m good,” the carpenter says. “Thanks, kid.”

“So what beer do you want to serve at your party?” I ask. He and I are planning a retirement shindig for him next month.