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  1. A LITTLE TOO LATE
  2. SARINA BOWEN
  3. Tuxbury Publishing LLC
  4. Contents
  5. Cheerful Mountain Goats
  6. Reed
  7. Less Dancing and More Snow
  8. Ava
  9. Middlebury College, Vermont
  10. Not Exactly Scandalous
  11. Reed
  12. Posh Industrial
  13. Charli
  14. Eggplant Jokes
  15. Neil
  16. Skittish Kitten
  17. Charli
  18. Yes, He Definitely Got My Drunk Text
  19. Mark
  20. The Sliding Scale of Hotness
  21. Asher
  22. Double Screwed
  23. Mark
  24. The Da Vinci of Underwear
  25. Asher
  26. Captain Filthy Mind
  27. Mark
  28. Stick With The Usual Favorites
  29. Abbi
  30. People Get Restless
  31. Weston
  32. Are We Really Doing This?
  33. Abbi
  34. Anyone Get it on Video?
  35. September
  36. ANTON
  37. Like the Caribbean Sea
  38. SYLVIE
  39. Big No No
  40. ANTON
  41. An Ocean of Mercy
  42. SYLVIE
  43. The Right Kind of Screw
  44. SYLVIE
  45. Polish and Brighten
  46. ANTON
  47. Sniper Speed
  48. SYLVIE
  49. Such a Grind
  50. ANTON
  51. The Tavern on Hicks
  52. SYLVIE
  53. Part Mermaid
  54. Never forget a woman
  55. I just jinxed us
  56. Some saves are guesswork
  57. You could do this professionally
  58. Tuxbury Vermont
  59. The Twist
  60. Boston, Massachusetts
  61. A little safety pin
  62. Nowhere to hide
  63. Ice Ice Baby
  64. Chastity
  65. The Whole Catholic Thing
  66. Chastity
  67. Zambonis
  68. Dylan
  69. Hockey stop
  70. Chastity
  71. The Tavern Again
  72. Alec
  73. The Shots you never take
  74. May
  75. Gretsky was right
  76. Alec
  77. Marry Me
  78. May

This was true. “Now, is there anything I need to know about the Kubota?” Not only was Zach a model employee, he was a skilled mechanic.

“She’s running fine. I’m more worried about the milking rig in the big barn.”

I swore under my breath. Most of our dairy cattle lived across the street on a neighbor’s property. The bulk of our milk went to an ordinary dairy. On our own property, we raised a dozen organic cows, and that milk was sold to friends down the street who made fancy cheese from it.

“Did the pump give you trouble again?” Every farm had aging equipment, because no farmer could afford to upgrade his tools like the rest of the world upgraded their cell phones every year. I was a chemist by training, not a mechanic. So Zachariah was the one who coaxed all our most difficult equipment into performing. And the milking rig was about the most important machine on the whole property.

“It’s not going to last much longer. Some of the gears are stripped, and I can’t find those parts anymore. Odds are we’ll have to taker ’er out back and shoot ’er before New Years.”

I groaned. “Never tell me the odds.”

“Right, Han.”

“Thank you, Chewie.”

“Don’t mention it.”

Chuckling, I walked off through the July morning toward the tractor barn, my head full of worry. I tried to imagine walking a hundred cows across the road to be milked in the smaller of the two dairy barns twice a day. Investing in new equipment on land I didn’t own sounded like a bad idea.

I’d figure it out somehow. I’d have to.

THIRTY

The Twist

Boston, Massachusetts

I wore a halter top to be fired.

Since the bigwigs at Boston Premier Group had asked me to appear at corporate headquarters at nine, I assumed I’d be pounding the pavement for a new job by nine-thirty.

I was a trained chef, and a damn good one. But my cleavage would be more interesting than my knife skills to most of the restaurateurs of Boston. I’d already learned this the hard way.

These were my thoughts as I rode the elevator up to my doom.

Getting fired was nothing new for me. I’d been kicked out of two colleges before I turned twenty. Disgusted by my lack of academic achievement, my mother fired me next. She took away my car and withdrew all financial support.

Things seemed to turn around after that. I put myself through culinary school, which I really enjoyed. But now my first job had proven to be a disaster.

As the doors parted on the fifteenth floor, I checked my watch. At least I was one minute early. My mother, wherever she was, would be thrilled that I was prompt to face the firing squad.

Go me!

“Mr. Burton will be right with you,” the receptionist said from behind a beautiful desk outside several C-suite offices.

“Thank you.” Nervous, I slipped into one of the deep leather chairs in the waiting area. I picked up a copy of Boston Magazine from the selection of periodicals on the table and hid behind it.