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Six Flags was ACTUALLY kind of fun. I ACTUALLY forgot that I hate my mom for about three hours. And Markus had a blast. I’ve like never seen him so happy in his whole life. The only thing that would have made it better is Bob trying to squish his gut into the roller coaster.
Maybe me and Markus and Bob can come back.
Whatever, that’s not why I had to like freaking run up here and grab this fricking journal.
So, everything is going great until me and Markus get off one of the roller coasters and are looking for my mom and we see her talking to like a group of three guys that are SERIOUSLY twenty years younger than her.
Like, closer to my age than hers.
I got SOOOOO pissed.
The whole drive home, my mom keeps asking me what’s wrong. Uh, you like just got divorced, like aren’t even legally divorced and you are throwing yourself at some freaking TEENAGERS.
I made her drop me off near the Capitol. Told her I’d be home in a couple hours. I needed to vent.
Luckily, I had Nicky, that’s what I call my new camera, with me.
NIKON = NICKY.
There was this killer fountain in front of this office building and I was shooting it.
THAT’S WHEN I SAW THEM.
This guy walks out of the office. Looks over his shoulder a bunch of times, then meets up with this chick.
They were right behind the fountain and I zoomed in on them. The guy totally had a wedding ring on and the chick totally DIDN’T.
They started walking and I followed them. My heart was freaking pounding. It was like being on a rollercoaster times a million.
They walk up like three blocks to a MOTEL. I used up like half a roll taking shots of them walking up the stairs. They couldn’t take their eyes off each other. They came out an hour later and I took another half a roll.
I thought maybe the guy saw me and I totally tried to play it cool. Just a girl taking a walk. I waited for him to run after me, but he didn’t. He was too busy like still grabbing the chick’s ass and stuff.
I ran to the pharmacy and dropped off the film. Paid like triple for them to do a rush job.
All I could think about for two days was the pictures. What was I gonna do with them?
They weren’t ready until Thursday, RUSH JOB, MY ASS, and I took them back to Bob’s. The pictures were fricking great. This MARRIED dude and this chick totally going at it on the steps of a scummy motel.
Megan came over and I showed her.
She FREAKED.
She asked me what I was gonna do with them.
What do you think?
I’m gonna BLACKMAIL him.
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